It's pretty much amazing.

2008-02-26T04:53:00.000-08:00

OK FREEDOM.

: )

:)

2008-02-18T03:57:00.000-08:00

HI MORTALS.

IM REALLY BORED AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE STUDYING SO I'LL POST.

BLOGBLOGBLOGCLOGSLOGHOGBLOBSLOBFLOBMOB.

Ah well.

I miss you Stefanie. ):

I miss you Daisy. ):

Let's see.

Who else.

Muhahah.

Daisy doesn't talk to me anymore ew.

Bad friend.

Ah well. :D

HAPPY EARLY EARLY BIRTHDAY RAE. :}

There's two insane dogs barking outside ewwwwwwwwwww stupid fluffballs.

They went away.

Um I'm so bored. :/

I'll study tomorrow. For one hour.

WOO.

One hour is quite a lot.

Considering that I don't even study. :o

OKAY LETS FIND SOME PICTURESSSS SO THIS DANG POST WOULD LOOK INTERESTING MUAHAHAHHA.

don't wanna. ;/

Valentinesss.

2008-02-14T04:49:00.001-08:00

HI ALIENS.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

WOOHOO.

My day was ok.

I got a new watch. Swatch ftw. O:

Ya anyway.

I HAVE A TEST TMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

NOOOOOOOO.

I NEED TO GO STUDY NOW NOOOOOOO.

BLABLABLA ):

Byebye.

:D

2008-02-13T00:37:00.000-08:00

With nothing to do.

Here I am.

I think I screwed up the last part for my chinese test.

Shitttt.

Oh no TKMB test on friday noooo.

History and Chemistry next wednesday.

))))))))):

STRESSSSS.

I haven't started studying.

I've been doing things last minute these days.

o_o Not good.

VDAY IS TOMORROW.

Not Vesak. FOR THE LAST TIME.

NOT Vesak. It's Valentine's.

Bwahhaha.

Okay good bye.

DIE.

2008-02-09T20:27:00.000-08:00

WELCOME SIR.

THIS BLURGHH IS CURRENTLY DOWN AND UNDERGOING UM.

A FACELIFT TO SERVE YOU BETTER.

THANK YOU.

310108 - Last day of January.

2008-01-31T03:23:00.000-08:00

I haven't updated in years.

No not really.

Not years.

Whatever.

I decided to blog today.

Since it's the last day of January anyway.

Blogging sounds so weird.

"I'm blogging" "I have a blog"

Blog .. sounds like an alien jelly or something.

Haha okay.

My day went almost fine I think.

Very tired though.

My eyes kept shutting. :(

Tired man.

Okay so.

As usual.

Everyday.

Katherine, Wen and Joelle.

Being horny.

Sigh, such horny beings. ;/

They were talking about virginity and stuff.

And they kept shouting it loudly in class ..

Shameless creatures. :P

I shall only post the nice parts of today.

L.A.

Presentation time. :P

I was feeling all funny.

I talk and move my hands.

Hand gestures.

Then when I was about to finish ..

Glenda and Joy were imitating me.

Shit it was so funny I started laughing on the spot and Mrs Chew was telling me to stop and continue.

I took me a few breaths to stop laughing like mad.

I think the presentation went quite okay.

LA was fun. :P

We went to LT1 yay for nice big space.

Art was um .. fun?

Mr Ong brought us down to that basketball place near the primary block.

We had to paint the trees and the settings and etcetra lala.

I painted and it turned out like a scene from winnie the pooh. -.-

Soft colours and all.

I repainted everything at home.

It looks more normal right now.

Good good.

Um bye. :)

CIP O:

2008-01-26T02:37:00.000-08:00

CIP was okay.

Quite fun actually.

I mean, not the part of picking up super gross watery shit.

The part where we sat in the bus was the only fun part. :)

So so so so I arrived at 12:41PM in the school and I sat down and waited for peopleeee.

I sat with WenYing but then she went to the back later. :(

*loner* So I bothered Rachel sitting in front of me till about 1:30 I think.

Fun.

She supplied me with a mosquito patch.

I wanted the smiley faced one but she didn't have that typee nuuuuuu :(

Blablabla people came and Wen came back. (-.-)

I sat with her in the bus and we listened to vulgar and horny songs.

So fascinating.

Glenda wanted to prank call someone.

So we called ahem, someone. :)

Ewww but he wasn't at home. :(

His mother answered the phone and we thought about getting him into trouble but nah.

MG girls are the nicest people in the world.

So we sat and played with phones and listened to iPods and MP3s.

The whole bussssss trip was boring but thank God I was messaging people.

The only joy.

Ew arrived at the Sungei Buloh place and then we had to go underground to some lame "theatre" to watch a video on the Wetland Reserve.

It was really lame.

There was no reception underground ugh. :(

I mean it's not exactly "underground" but it was.

Nevermind, not making any sense. (A)

The person told us where to collect rubbish and blabla normal stuff ya.

We talked about the rubbish and what trouble and disaster it would bring and came to the topic on Tsunami.

The man who was briefing us: "Do you know why the Tsunami did not come to Singapore?"

I think it was Natasha or something: "Because of the rubbish."

LOL.

Obviously you wouldn't get it.

Too dumb I suppose.

Nevermind go figure it out yourself.

Then we started to pick lame wet rubbish and I had to stop my messaging fun. :(

Picked nonsense till 5 I think.

I saw a dead rat. O:

Bla sat on the bus and talked about some weird stuff.

Kat was being sick. -.-

K seeya.

!!!

2008-01-25T04:35:00.000-08:00

BLAH EW CIP TMR EW EW EW EW EW SO SADDD :(

BOO HOH H OH OH O OOOO :(

Hoho.

I saw Steph today.

I saw Daisy today.

I saw Mick today.

STEPH IS ALL POLKA DOTTY AND SHE'S SUCH A MEANIEEEE :(

She didn't want to hug me ewww

Daisy was mean toooooo :(

She didn't hug me eww :(

Mick shaved! HAHAH bald pineapple :)

BLEHHH

EWW I DONT WANNA PICK UP RUBBISH EWWWW! :(

I'd rather plant stuff k

Ewwwwwww.

CAUSE MARIE SAID SO.

2008-01-22T04:10:00.000-08:00

I AM HERE TODAY BECAUSE MARIE TOLD ME TO BLOG. :)

WOW MARIE HAS SO MUCH EFFECT ON ME.

BYE.

Boring.

2008-01-18T07:17:00.001-08:00

Hmm well.

Nothing interesting in my life.

Nothing interesting to blog about.

HAHA I SAW MICK TODAY. o:

Hmm.

WHAT TO TALK ABOUTTTT. :(

Let's take quizzes! :D

No. Can't find any interesting ones.

Most require my friends' names.

No.

For privacy reasons, they shall not be named.

GO ME GO ME GO ME. o:

!!! BAI.

^^

2008-01-15T01:11:00.000-08:00

Hello! :D

I saw my dear flower Daisy today. :*

We huggedddd lmao.

And then we took some pictures. :/

Lmao, so gay.

Mick came to MG. o:

But I didn't get to meet him.

When I went down, he already went lol.

Damned sister. :P

Today was an okay day. I guess.

Kinda boring.

Math is confusing.

Language Arts .. Natasha was spitting at me.

"Please(spitspit) don't insult my pronunciation(spitspit)!"

But it was funny. XD

Mrs Chew was telling Natasha to keep quiet and stop traumatizing me.

Hahhaah. :P

Ya.

WE DIDN'T HAVE CHINESE SPELLING TODAY.

I LEARNT THOSE WHACKED WORDS FOR NUTHANGGGG.

ARGHHAKJKDAKDJ!

AND TMR WE HAVE TO LEARN TWO CHAPTERS FOR CHINESE SPELLING.

AHHH.

Waste my time.

:S :S :S

Hm.

2008-01-14T16:50:00.000-08:00

Hmm.

We had high jump for P.E.

It was okay I guess, kinda fun.

Science was hilarious. x)

Me and Natasha were laughing like MAD.

Mrs Low is really funny!

We were on this topic about melting and she said something like ".. we're not fairies like WinX Club." And I was like "HUH WHAT THE!"

LOL.

And then she talked about her daughter watching WinX Club on TV and YouTube.

And.

She said this really funny sentence.

"I have no time for YouTube, I only have time for testube."

AHAH.

Me and Natasha were laughing like CRAZY!!

LOLOLOLOLOL.

Then I told Natasha "Remember what laoshi said?"

LaoShi, "Can open-book but cannot open-mouth!"

HAHAHAHA OMG.

LOL. SO RETARDED.

Okay okay.

Lol.

So my brother's friends came over today!

NOSIEST BATCH OF FREAKS EVER!

"What is this!" "Where did you buy it from?" "Why do you have ... ?" "Why don't you have ... ?"

SO NOISY.

They turned the damn volume up to real high when playing Transformers on PS2.

I had difficulties doing Math homework.

"BAM!" "WOOHM!" "CRASH!" et cetra et cetra.

I don't like them.

Stupid morons. :S

I have chinese spelling tomorrow. Argh. :S

Before I go, these are some really cool advertisement poster kinda thing.

Click to enlarge? Duh.

Mothman.

2008-01-13T17:40:00.000-08:00

Ew I have school tmr. ;(
And I haven't learnt chinese spelling ewwww. :S
Math hw is not done either. x)
LOL. IM IN DEEP SHIT HUH. o_o

I went to visit my grandmother this morning. :D

And my two aunts were there as well.

We had lunch together at this shopping place lol.

The food suckssssss. D:

I had dumplings and it was ew. :(

After lunch, we walked around for a while.

My brother wanted to go to West Coast Park.

It was all hot and sandy. :S

The sand was hot.

I had to take off my shoes because sand got into them. :(

It was really boringggg.

Here I am, at home. Lmao.

My nephew's party is at 7PM.

To 10PM or something.

So yeah. :D

I got bored and did some research on some strange creatures.

***

Most of us are familiar with the stories and legends surrounding such mysterious and elusive creatures as Bigfoot or Yeti, The Loch Ness Monster and, more recently, Chupacabras. But there is a host of lesser-known yet equally enigmatic creatures that have been spotted around the world - spotted often enough that they have been given names. They're weird, they're evasive, and they're very often dangerous. Here is one of the world's strangest crypto-creatures:

(An eyewitness's sketch of Mothman)

Mothman

Background: As recorded in John Keel's seminal book The Mothman Prophecies, The Mothman sightings began to be reported in 1966. The red-eyed winged creature was dubbed "Mothman" by a newspaper reported, since the "Batman" TV series was at the height of its popularity. Sightings continued and fervor escalated over the following months, coinciding with a bewildering array of strange activity - including precognition, odd prophecies, UFO sightings and encounters with bizarre "Men in Black." It's one of the most puzzling and fascinating periods on record of paranormal activity focused in one geographic area. The creature itself has never been explained, although skeptics laughably suggested that it was a mis-sighting of a sand crane.

Description: Approximately seven feet tall; has a wingspan over 10 feet wide; gray, scaly skin; large, red, glowing, and hypnotic eyes; able to take off straight up in flight without flapping its wings; travels up to 100 miles an hour; likes to mutilate or eat large dogs; screeches or squeals like a rodent or electric motor; likes to chase cars; likes to "nest" in remote, unpopulated areas; causes radio and television interference; drawn to, and protective of, small children; has some mind control powers.

Encounter: "It was shaped like a man, but bigger, said witness Roger Scarberry. "Maybe six and a half or seven feet tall. And it had big wings folded against its back. But it was those eyes that got us. It had two big eyes like automobile reflectors. They were hypnotic. For a minute, we could only stare at it. I couldn't take my eyes off it."

I took a screenie of a picture of the mothman sighting in a video.

A mothman video.

Some people could have mistaken this "mothman" for an unsual yet strange animal but yes, people have seen it.
What do you think?

?! RAPE

2008-01-12T12:06:00.000-08:00

The topic for today is ..

RAPE

...

No, I'm not going to teach YOU how to RAPE.

The topic is about ..

Preventing Rape
If you are in immediate danger of being raped, here are some things that you can do.
* Make a loud noise - Carry a whistle or scream "police" to attract attention
* Run - Only run if there is somewhere safe to run to. If there is no where to go you may aggravate the assailant further by running
* Stall - Speak calmly and rationally. Try not to plead, cry or show that you're scared, this may be the reaction that he's going for.
* Urinate or vomit - Do anything you can to repulse the assailant. Tell him that you have a STD or AIDS.
* Fight - Women who resist attacks and act quickly are less likely to be raped, than those who are passive. The optimum time to react is in the first 20 seconds when the body releases chemicals in the blood that help to put up a fight. (ajksdjl cool o_o)Be cautious if he has a weapon.
* Keep alert - Even though it will be difficult, try to pay attention to as many details as possible, so that you can identify your assailant.
* Collect evidence - Do not bathe, shower, or douche. If you change clothes, put the clothes you were raped in into a bag and seal it.
* Tell someone - Call the police, rape crisis counselor, telephone operator, friend. It is very important that someone knows and that it is not kept a secret.

Rape by perpetrator
Perpetrator Frequency
Steady dating partner 21.6%
Casual friend 16.5%
Ex-boyfriend 12.2%
Acquaintance 10.8%
Close friend 10.1%
Casual date 10.1%
Husband 7.2%
Stranger 2%

FIGHTING BACK.
Introduction
There is a difference between the amount of force that generally accompanies acquaintance rapes and the amount that occurs in stranger rapes. Stranger rapists are generally more violent. For the date rapist, the act of having sex is how he exerts his control, whereas the stranger rapist is more interested in controlling and gaining power over his victim than in having sex with her. This kind of rapist may resort to violence to exert his power over the woman and physically abuse her along with the actual rape. The following seven maneuvers and combinations of maneuvers may work, but there are no guarantees. Above all, whatever you do, listen to your guidance and commit with all your might to follow through. Remember, your goal is not to hurt him, but to incapacitate him long enough to escape.

Instructions
Difficulty: Challenging
Steps:

1 Step One
Kick him in the shins, slap his face, scratch his face, pull his hair, pull his little finger back to break it, kick him in the groin.
2 Step Two
Pretend to faint, Urinate, defecate, or vomit on him or on yourself, Run from him.
3 Step Three
Scream, “Help!” “Police!” “Rape!” or, “Fire!” Most experts believe you will get more response if you yell, “Fire!”
4 Step Four
Make a loud noise or use a noise device, Step on his foot, especially his instep, with your high heels.
5 Step Five
Thumb to the eyeball push: When his guard is down, place your hands on each side of his face in a caressing motion. Move your hands toward the corners of his eyes and push your thumbs into the corners of his eyes. He will immediately go into shock, his eyes will pop out of his sockets, and you should then have the opportunity to escape.
6 Step Six
Testicle jerk: In this maneuver, you pretend to go along with the rape and get yourself into a position where you are close to his penis. Sooner or later, he will expose himself. Once he does, take hold of the testicles and jerk as hard as you can. This will cause him immense pain. He should bend over holding his crotch, which should give you enough time to escape.
7 Step Seven
If all of the above fail or are not possible, appear to cooperate. He is not expecting this and may then drop his guard or his weapon, giving you an opportunity to escape.

The acquaintance rapist is less likely to use excessive force on his victims. The physical maneuvers that most people associate with repelling a rapist will probably be more effective on the date rapist than on the stranger rapist. Whatever is happening, try to remain calm if you can. Breathe deeply. This will reduce the shock and get oxygen to your brain, which allows you to think more clearly. Keep your focus on distracting your attacker long enough for you to have an opportunity to escape. Remember that some maneuvers may cause your attacker to become more violent. Be aware of this and alter your behavior to de-escalate the violence. Your ultimate goal is to escape with your life. You may be beaten, assaulted, rape or violated, but you can heal and recover from all of these traumas, but only if you survive.

Freaky Friday. o.o

2008-01-11T16:46:00.000-08:00

My titles are nonsense so don't bother to read them.

OH YEAH.

I signed up for the NUFFNANG thingg.

*pokes sidebar thingy*

IT MAKES MONEY. O:

MONEY MONEY MONEY.

WHO DOESN'T LIKE IT.

Anywayyy.

Today is a Friday!

"WOOO!"

NO SCHOOL. (sat and sun, of course o_o)

OH YEAH. :D

Today was an okay day? ;/

OH STEFAAAA. :D

I SAW HER TODAY.

SHE'S OFFICIALLY CALLED "A" AND I'M "B".

It all started when ..

I met her at recess.

Gave her her souvenir, had recess and then ..

We talked.

And I suddenly said EHHHHHH.

And I said "I said "A" ! "

And she went "No you said EH, like E-H."

So I kept quiet and then I said AAAAAA again.

And she looked at me with a are-you-insane-yes-you-are look. :P

SO I SAID.

"You have to say B."

And she said B.

AND THEREFORE.

I ARE B.

SHE ARE A.

(This is on purpose. I'm not dumb ok)

I forgot what I did today. :/

Hmm lol.

Lmao.

2008-01-10T04:53:00.000-08:00

OH YES.

MY MEMORY ROCKS OMG.

YES!

WOOO.

I COLLECTED THE FORM.

OMG.

LOL.

YES!

Oh yes.

I had a compre test today.

It was quite okay.

But quite not okay.

I didn't know how to do the uh dunnowassitcalled part. D:

EWW. :(

It's countedddd! AHHH.

Oh I have To Kill a Mockingbird pop quiz tmr. :D

Don't have to study I guess. x)

ART WAS SO BORING. o_o

The Mr Ong showed us a movie about ART PEOPLE. o_o

Ew so boring.

I was playing with my pencil case for 40min. :S

But my pencil case was big enough to fit my head lmao!

NEW HAT.

Oh yes. I WANT A TOP HAT PLEASE.

SOMEONE BUY ME ONE. :(

Ew Geog. tmr. :S

STEFARAVENO IS COMING TMR.

JOYYYY! AFTER 5 MONTHS ?!

OF. NOT. SEEING. HER.

WOOO.

I CAN GIVE HER HER PRESENT TMR.

YES.

I AM GOING TO SEE HOW MUCH SHE HAS GROWN.

AND ASK HER QUESTIONS.

For only 40min. :(

Recess sucks.

BLAAAAA.

ACSI IS GOING OEP NEXT WEEK.

NO FAIR. o_o

I HAVE TO STUDY IN A CLASSROOM.

THEY GET TO GO TO A JUNGLE. (ithink)

WOAH.

SO LUCKY RIGHT.

NO FAIR.

?! Lol.

2008-01-09T15:29:00.000-08:00

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

What date ah.

Oh yeah.

9th. Yuppers. o:

Oh great.

I finished researching for my Home Ec. project. :D

Now I have toooooo ..

Do the truck thing for the class board.

Goshhhhh. ):

So tired.

And I forgot to collect a form.

I FORGOT.

FOR. TWO. DAYS.

Omg. Memory loss! D: Uh kidding.

Today I had an open book chinese book test.

On this Ah gua and ah dai book. AH GUA! :D

HAHAH. -.-

It was quite easy.

I just had SOME problems for the back.

The which I had to choose you know .. aiya.

Hard to explain.

AH WELL. :P

I think I cut the tracks/road thing for the board tooooo small.

People were saying "It's too small." "Why so small?!" -.-

LOL. Too bad lor. :P

Cut and paste already haha.

And there was this HUGE space in the middle.

IT WAS NOT LIKE WHAT I DREW.

SO OFF. o_o

It was uglier. xD

So sadddd. .-.

Hmm ah well.

Oh Ms Tok got married during the holidays.

She is called MRS LIM right now. ;)

I have zuo wen tmr.

EWWWW. :S

Compre test tmr.

No need to study I guess. :S

Ewww. :(

So much nonsenseeee.

Crap if I forget to take the form tmr.

I must be insane.

I WILL REMEMBER.

OH YEAH.

ANYONE WANTS TO GO OUT?!

SAVE ME FROM BOREDOM PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. !! :(

Past few days ... boring.

Boring boring.

Actually, I'm always bored.

I should engage myself in new activities!

WOO.

Must. Buy. New. Canvas. For. Painting.

There.

Now I need to buy a canvas. o_o

What a boring day.

2008-01-05T00:20:00.000-08:00

I spent my Saturday at home. :\

God.

I have no life.

I let my rabbits out.

I played with my rabbits.

I used the computer.

I watched a movie.

I listened to music.

I sat on the sofa and stoned.

OMG.

NO LIFE.

I MEAN.

Who spends the WHOLE day at home?

It's like being some stupid caged up prisoner.

I think I'm going out later though.

Have to go to Popular to get coloured paper for my class's noticeboard.

Argh. :/

I want to go out.

): I miss Stefaraveno. Hmm.

I just finished three bars of chocolate.

Mhm. o.o So boringggggggggg.

Natasha hasn't called me yet ARGH.

She's supposed to call me to ask about SOMETHING.

AKJSKJJDKJKD.

I don't want to call her lmao. o.o

I HATE MATH.

IT'S CONFUSING.

I WANT TUITION. o.o

Uh no, not really.

Um forty plus more days to March hols.

1 month plusplusplus more.

YES.

Third. :)

2008-01-03T15:26:00.000-08:00

Today was rather good.

Rather good. :D

It was a laughing day haha.

I was making people laugh and I was laughing at people. Great. :D

Chinese was really ... weird.

Yes, weird is the word for it.

Our chinese teacher is quite strict and scary looking. o_o

But she's nice I guess ... ?

She made us play an icebreaker ball game. o.o

We had to imagine there was a ball in her hand and if she throws it to you and you have the "ball", you had to quickly throw it to someone else and you cannot lose it.

If you lose it, you will have to be punished by singing a song. :D

Haha no one threw it to me.

Good good. :D

Biology.

Hah. Mrs Lam is reaaaaaaaaaally funny. x)

Class was funny.

I got a purple file for Life Science.

Yay for gay colours! :D

Grammer, okay I guess.

I laughed quite alot. :D

A sign of happiness is good.

Yesterday was terrible, I'm glad that today was okay.

(btw, this wholeeeeee post is going to be like a timetable. :D)

Recess hmm.

Boring. ):

I had to go to Popular to get some books for class.

ARGH.

I waited outside (the queue! o_o insane.) for 15 minutes. O_O

Stupid shop. So small.

Math ... changed to History.

History teacher, good. Funny. :D

We didn't really have history.

We discussed about names and George Bush and dot dot dot.

LA. Okay.

Quite fun? :/

Art!

MR ONG HAD A HAIRCUT.

Glenda was laughing at his haircut lmao.

"Very cute la, Mr Ong." akjdk LOL.

His haircut is like ... lol. o_o

Seriously.

We had 20min to do our own stuff.

So I made poem and went around the class disturbing people. :D

Hahha.

Wheeeeeela.

Bla. :D

The first day of school.

2008-01-02T04:41:00.000-08:00

No.

It's the first day of the year.

2008-01-01T01:36:00.000-08:00

Today is the first day of the year.

The first of January. The first day of the month.

The day where .. :/ Hm what.

Well, tomorrow's the second.

School starts tomorrow.

Great isn't it?

To be back in school.

No. ._. NEVER.

I don't even know where my class is.

I haven't bought the books .. well, some, yet.

This is terrible.

I am quite afraid.

I am not close to anyone at all in 2D.

So frightening.

Let's hope it's a great class and everyone is really nice.

Okay. I'll hope.

HOPING IS NOT ENOUGH THOUGH.

AH. D:

NOOOOO. Time flies omg.

And I'm not exactly having fun.

I am quite afraid again.

But ah well, I got over with 2007, I can get over with 2008.

... ...

Right? :/

I don't even know what to bring to school.

Crap.

I am not prepared.

Crap.

This world is going mad.